Monday, February 26, 2007

LOOK HOW PRETTY I AM!





* photo cred: jku. thanks for editing out all that acne too.

Joel is the worst kisser ever!

Haut Future

This is totally unique. This is trash couture.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

: )

Just a lil' note to say 'hi' to my roommates and friends in E-lo, and to say 'I love you' and that 'I'm happy to be home'.
I miss my brother-chan already, but I know we are together in cyberspace.
That's it!



audrey added me to msn

rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:01:13 PM)
heyeheyheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyehy
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:01:20 PM)
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
kelsey says: (7:01:27 PM)
who is this
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:01:38 PM)
audrey u idiot
kelsey says: (7:01:44 PM)
hmm
kelsey says: (7:01:58 PM)
im not sure I know you
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:02:12 PM)
haha not funny
kelsey says: (7:02:20 PM)
audrey who
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:02:25 PM)
im not sure i no u either
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:02:35 PM)
i wander audery who
kelsey says: (7:02:49 PM)
seriously I think you  have the wrong person
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:03:20 PM)
w/e ur an idiot
kelsey says: (7:03:40 PM)
I DONT KNOW YOU!


rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:04:20 PM)
w/e fine i dont no u either
kelsey says: (7:04:27 PM)
why did you add me then?
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:05:16 PM)
bc u gave me ur msn thingie n class retard
kelsey says: (7:05:37 PM)
which class again?
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:06:07 PM)
last block~s.s i swear ur such an idiot
kelsey says: (7:06:35 PM)
ok, im in my fifth year university... not in social studies anymore
kelsey says: (7:06:48 PM)
what is my name?
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:07:09 PM)
jessica lynn smock duh!
kelsey says: (7:07:26 PM)
my name is kelsey on msn...
kelsey says: (7:07:42 PM)
so I am not jessica
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:07:47 PM)
w/e no its not
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:07:54 PM)
ur name is 2 jessica
kelsey says: (7:08:01 PM)
NO IT ISNT!
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:09:00 PM)
ummm... hun yea it is i tjink i wuld no aftera few years
kelsey says: (7:09:17 PM)
no your friend clearly gave you the wrong email address
kelsey says: (7:09:24 PM)
ur an idiot
kelsey says: (7:09:31 PM)
w/e ur dumb
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:09:36 PM)
w/e i always talk 2 this person on here
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:10:08 PM)
no im not an idot or dumb u apparently r
kelsey says: (7:10:18 PM)
apparently
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:10:26 PM)
bye retard
kelsey says: (7:10:33 PM)
you are a chump
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:10:57 PM)
w/e wat school do u go 2 newaz
kelsey says: (7:11:10 PM)
Im not your friend tricking you. My name is Kelsey I live in alberta
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:12:04 PM)
o ok then i guess ive gotta bleve u then im srry hey weres alberta
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:13:11 PM)
o im such an idiot i jsut found out that this is her old addy i have her new 1 tho ooops!
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:13:33 PM)
 o w8 iv gotta go l8r buhbye!
kelsey says: (7:13:45 PM)
bye idiot
rmscheerchic_16@hotmail.com says: (7:14:01 PM)
right back @ u

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

eww

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Indigenous people dealing with western consumerism.

"The most famous examples of cargo cult behavior have been the airstrips, airports, and radios made out of coconuts and straw. The cult members built them in the belief that the structures would attract transport aircraft full of cargo. Believers stage "drills" and "marches" with twigs for rifles and military-style insignia and "USA" painted on their bodies to make them look like soldiers."

"They carved headphones from wood, and wore them while sitting in fabricated control towers. They waved the landing signals while standing on the runways. They lit signal fires and torches to light up runways and lighthouses. The cultists thought that the foreigners had some special connection to their own ancestors, who were the only beings powerful enough to produce such riches."


From the jungle above the village, the army appears: 40 or so of the younger men, in jeans and bare torsos with 'USA' painted on their chests and backs in day-glo pink magic marker. The elders put the army through their paces with shouts and whistles, marching them back and forth under the now-baking sun and the volcano's plume of steam, each barked command to turn and shoulder arms applauded wildly by the crowd. Part military drill, part kastom dance, it's a performance like no other, genuinely stirring for islanders and visitors alike.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Friday, February 9, 2007

Bacon Bits



Tonight we party
We're all going to get real loose
Dance battles for sure

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Ratt Haiku #2

Hot Tubs and Champagne
Girls get easy, horny
Bubbles hide secrets

ummm?

Monday, February 5, 2007

Sunday, February 4, 2007

A hypothetical.

So, there is something (anything, really) coming towards you that eventually passes by you.

As it approaches you it can be described as 'coming at you'. As it distances itself from you it can be described as 'going away from you'.

The question:

At what point, precisely, does this thing cease to 'come at you' and begin to 'go away from you'?